Chris Adams wrote:
upon a time, jp <jp (AT) saucer (DOT) midcoast.comsaid:
>I haven't measured it, but I am told that T1s have quite a bit of
>voltage and current themselves, as they must be capable of power inline
>repeaters.
I haven't directly measured it, but a T1 definately _feels_ like more
voltage than PTS. :-)
<>
Avi: hi, our T1 is dead
Bell: can you give us the circuit number?
Avi: well, the bill says it is #<whatever>, but the box on the wall is
labelled #<othernumber>
Bell: please describe for me why you think it is down.`
Avi: because it is dead. it is down. it is not functioning
Bell: No, no, it's uh, it's resting
Avi: Look matey, I know a dead T1 when I see it, and I'm looking at one
right now.
Bell: No no it's not dead, it's, it's restin'! Remarkable line, the T1,
idn'it, ay? Beautiful bits!
Avi: The bits don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Bell: Nonononono, no, no. It's resting.
Avi: All right then, if it's resting, I'll wake it up. <Yells into wall
socketELL, MISTER TELLY T1! I've got a lovely fresh news spool for
you if you show.
Bell: <Sends voltage down lineSee- it's working!
Avi: No it isn't- that was you.
Bell: I never!
Avi: Yes, you did!
Bell: I never did anything.
Avi: <Pulls wire out of socket and beats it against the side of the
server.ELL T1!!!! TESTING TESTING TESTING! This is your 9 o'clock
cron job download! <Watches bits physically falling on floor>
Now that's what I call a dead T1!
Bell: No, no, you stunned it.
Avi: STUNNED!?
Bell: Yeah- you stunned it just as it was starting to accept packets.
T1s stun easily, major.
Avi: Um, now look mate. I've had enough of this. This T1 is definitely
deceased, and when we hooked it up not more than a day ago, you assured
me that its total inability to transmit was due to it being tired and
shagged out after trying to pull across all of
last night.
Bell: Well, it's , ah, it's just pining for the ARPANET.
Avi: PINING FR THE ARPANET?!? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did
it drop every packet as soon as we plugged it into this Sparc?
Bell: The T1 prefers to drop packets from a Sparc. Remarkable line,
isn't it. Lovely bits.
Avi: Look, I took the liberty of dissassembling the smartjack last
night, and found that the only reason that it looked like it was working
it because you'd wired the lights to a battery.
Bell: Well, of course. If we hadn't, it might have burned the whole
smartjack out-VM VM!
Avi: VM? Mate, this line wouldn't voom if you put four million volts
through it. It's bleeding demised!
Bell: No, no, it's pining.
Avi: It's not pining, it's passed on! This line is not working! It has
ceased to transmit! Bereft of data, it lies in peace. If you hadn't
wired the lights it would have been recycled. It carries 0MB/sec! It's
no longer functional- it's shuffled off the backbone and gone to meet
its maker. THIS IS AN EX-T1!
Bell: Well, we better fix it then. <Pause'Fraid we're all out of
working T1s.
Avi. I see, I see. I get the picture
Bell: I've got an AL disk and a 2400 baud modem.
Avi: Pray, does it work?
Bell: Nnnnot really
"Eat sushi frequently". - Avi
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